What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?